So here we have Prince Everett, as he likes to be called and treated. Sitting there all sweet innocence, looking like a cute wee baby and not the missing fang, stage 2 kidney diseased nearly 15 year old curmudgeon he is. In reality having just yelled at me about slacking off my food dispensing duties… Continue reading Maybe This Should Be A Cat Blog
FaceBook and Instagram Ad for Spark of Creation Studio
Headline: Take your skills from the screen to the stage! [Graphic provided by client] Your new dance quest awaits at Spark of Creation Studio! We offer classes for kids of all ages and levels in Musical Theatre, Hip Hop, Hula, Tahitian, Tap, Jazz, and Music. We are committed to creating: Supportive community Positive experiences… Continue reading FaceBook and Instagram Ad for Spark of Creation Studio
Email Copy for The Creative Copywriter Academy Assignment
You’ve found it, haven’t you? The 10th circle of hell. And it’s your job. Now you’re worried you’ll be stuck there forever, chained to your desk, killing off brain cells with mindless tasks, and staring desperately at the clock, willing it to just HURRY. UP. ALREADY. Is this all there is? Hell no! Break the… Continue reading Email Copy for The Creative Copywriter Academy Assignment
Email Copy for JC Juicer (AWAI Copywriting Contest Entry)
Headline: Play with your food without the mess. [Photo of juicer provided by client] Soft fruits, dense veggies – JC Juicer takes all challengers. Its adaptable dual-speed motor grinds the lights out of anything you throw into it. Whole apple? No problem. JC goes after it like rent’s due. Get more juice, less pulp. Even… Continue reading Email Copy for JC Juicer (AWAI Copywriting Contest Entry)
Filipino Man Upset At Trader Joe’s, Demands A Trader JoMar’s Label
(Editor’s note: I know I just posted a TJ’s piece, and I swear I’m not picking on them. I just wanted to try my hand at satire, despite being thematically identical to my last post.) Daly City, CA – National grocery chain, Trader Joe’s, has come under fire in the past year for labels they… Continue reading Filipino Man Upset At Trader Joe’s, Demands A Trader JoMar’s Label
Hey, Trader Joe’s! Not All Asian Food Is Chinese.
I vaguely remember Trader Joe’s making noises about getting rid of all their ethnicized sub brand naming conventions like Trader Ming’s, Trader Jose’s, Trader Giotto’s. According to this July 2020 eater.com article, bowing to accusations of racism put forth by a change.org petition, Trader Joe’s was gonna rebrand all their international food as just Trader… Continue reading Hey, Trader Joe’s! Not All Asian Food Is Chinese.
10 Tips For Restarting (Or Starting) A Gym Routine
Photo by Victor Freitas from Pexels Have you been away from the gym for a while and now want to go back to weight training? Were you perhaps subject to a government mandated lockdown that closed down all gyms in your area and forced you to become a recluse, shunning all forms of human contact? And has that… Continue reading 10 Tips For Restarting (Or Starting) A Gym Routine
Best and Worst of Mortal Kombat 2021
*SPOILERS ABOUND* You’ve been warned. This is not a good movie. (That’s not the spoiler.) Don’t be fooled by the slick trailer or well-meaning but woefully misguided acquaintances. This movie is not worth an hour and 50 minutes of your time. It is worth precisely 11 minutes of your time. I know this because I… Continue reading Best and Worst of Mortal Kombat 2021
MOEMOE (CURIOSITY), an original Tahitian legend
There is an island in the middle of the ocean upon which sits a lone banyan tree. It wasn’t always thus. Legend has it that this strange island had once been inhabited by women with beautiful voices. No one had ever seen these women but sailors would return from their travels spinning tales of hearing… Continue reading MOEMOE (CURIOSITY), an original Tahitian legend
Once a Month
ONCE A MONTH Written by J.F. Acosta Pages: 3 Characters: Alice, 20’s Karen, 20’s Synopsis: Karen’s got a date, but she forgot that this isn’t a good time. Copyright © 2019 by J.F. Acosta All rights reserved. No part of this work may be presented, performed, reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by… Continue reading Once a Month