Cats, Man

Furry and adorable judgmental tyrants who live in your homes rent free and expect you to cater to their every whim.

I mean… who wouldn’t? Who can deny this majestic creature?

White cat with a grey tail laying on a bed with paws tucked
Did I watch my human caretaker clean up my five piles of throw up while yelling at her to feed me? Yes, I did.
White cat interrupting putting sheets on the bed
Oh, were you trying to make the bed? Hilarious.
White cat laying on the bed with one leg hanging off the side, looking forlorn
I only got 17 hours of sleep and my breakfast was 2 minutes and 26 seconds late today. My life is HARD.
White cat laying on the bed with his head leaning against the comforter
I do not have the energy or the patience for your shenanigans, woman. Now or ever.
White cat sitting up looking inquisitive
Maybe you should return that call about extending your car’s warranty.

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